Stocking stuffer alert!
Santa butt Christmas toilet paper on a bathroom holder
Wrong Chimney Christmas toilet paper on a bathroom holder
Reindeer Christmas toilet paper on a bathroom holder
Snowman Poop Christmas toilet paper on a bathroom holder
Stacked bundle of all four Christmas toilet paper designs

🎄 The gag gift of the season

Funny Christmas Toilet Paper

  • Gag-gift approved
  • Guaranteed giggles
  • 4 festive designs
$16.99 $20.97 Save $3.98
Choose your bundle

Pick a design for each rollMix and match. It's more fun with the full set.

  • Tracked shipping
  • Secure checkout
  • Friendly support
The details

Deck the halls… and the bathroom. The Ho-Ho-Holy Roll is festive novelty toilet paper made for people who start playing Christmas music in November (or October, we don't judge).

It's the gift that gets the biggest laugh at the party and then quietly lives in the guest bathroom all season long.

Why Christmas fans love it

  • 🎁 The ultimate gag gift – wins every Secret Santa and white elephant swap
  • 🧦 Stocking-stuffer sized – fits right in next to the candy canes
  • 🎄 Holiday host flex – give guests a reason to laugh in the guest bathroom
  • 😂 Instant conversation starter – nobody forgets the person who gave them this

Good to know

  • Novelty item, sold per roll
  • Order early for Christmas delivery – see shipping details below
How bundles work

Pick 1, 3 or 5 rolls, then choose a design for each roll. All the same, all different, whatever you like. The bundle price is applied automatically in your cart.

Shipping & Christmas delivery

Every order ships with tracking. Delivery usually takes 7 to 15 business days, so order by early December for the best chance of it arriving before Christmas.

Who to give it to

Secret Santa, white elephant swaps, stocking stuffers, the office party, your brother who "has everything", or the guest bathroom.

Returns

Something not right? Contact us and we'll sort it out. See our refund policy for details.

See it to believe it

Watch the moment they unwrap it

Hit play and see why the Ho-Ho-Holy Roll steals the show at every Christmas party.

  • The laugh starts the second the paper comes off
  • Everybody wants a photo with it
  • The gift people keep talking about all season

Collect all four

Meet the designs

Pick a favorite, or mix the whole set in a bundle.

  • Santa Classic

    Santa

    The jolly classic. Ho ho ho-ly appropriate.

  • Wrong Chimney

    Wrong Chimney

    Santa took a wrong turn. Oops.

  • Reindeer

    Reindeer

    For the deer friend with a sense of humor.

  • Snowman

    Snowman

    Cool, calm, and very much in the bathroom.

Gift-wrapped Christmas toilet paper under the Christmas tree

Holiday host flex

Deck the halls. And the bathroom.

The tree is up, the lights are on, the carols are on repeat. The guest bathroom deserves some Christmas spirit too.

  • An instant festive upgrade for the powder room
  • Guests come out laughing (and taking photos)
  • Swap it in for December, retire it after the holidays

Tick tock, Santa's on the clock

Don't leave it to the last minute

Shipping takes a little while to reach the North Pole and back. Order early in December so your rolls land under the tree on time.

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Let's be honest

Ho-Ho-Holy Roll vs. another pair of socks

Feature Holy Roll Socks
Gets the biggest laugh of the night ✓ ✕
Wins the white elephant swap ✓ ✕
Fits in a stocking ✓ ✓
Gets used every single day ✓ ✓
People talk about it all season ✓ ✕
Forgotten by Boxing Day ✕ ✓

Check it twice

Who's getting one this year?

  • Secret Santa

    Budget-friendly, a guaranteed laugh, and zero chance anyone else brings the same thing.

  • White elephant

    The gift everybody tries to steal. Watch the swap get competitive.

  • Stocking stuffer

    Small enough to fit, funny enough to be the thing they talk about at Christmas breakfast.

  • Holiday host

    Deck the guest bathroom so even the powder room gets into the Christmas spirit.

Five-roll Christmas toilet paper tower

Why stop at one?

One for every name on the list

Secret Santa at work, the white elephant with friends, the family stocking lineup, and one for your own bathroom. The 5-roll bundle covers the whole season for under $5 a roll.

  • Mix all 4 designs in any combination
  • Bundle price applied automatically in your cart
  • One checkout and the whole gift list is sorted

Easy as 1, 2, 3, ho

How it works

  • 1. Pick your bundle

    1, 3 or 5 rolls. The more rolls, the less you pay per roll.

  • 2. Choose your designs

    Santa, Wrong Chimney, Reindeer or Snowman. Mix them however you like.

  • 3. We ship with tracking

    Follow your order all the way to the tree.

  • 4. Watch them laugh

    Hand it over, step back, and enjoy the reaction.

A Christmas truth

Nothing says "I love you" like Santa in the bathroom.

Questions from the elves

Frequently asked questions

Is it real toilet paper?

Yes, it's a real roll, just a lot more festive. We'd still keep a backup roll of the plain stuff nearby.

Can I mix designs in a bundle?

Yes. Choose a design for each roll in your bundle: all the same, all different, any combination. The bundle price is applied automatically in your cart.

Will it arrive before Christmas?

Every order ships with tracking. Delivery usually takes 7 to 15 business days, so order by early December to be safe.

How many should I get?

One for Secret Santa, one for the white elephant swap, one for the guest bathroom… and one for yourself. That's why the 5-roll bundle exists.

Can I ship it straight to someone as a gift?

Absolutely. Just enter their address at checkout and let the laughs arrive at their door.

What if something's wrong with my order?

Reach out and we'll make it right. See our refund policy for the details.